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Ekloef last won the day on August 12 2014

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About Ekloef

  • Rank
    Advanced Member
  • Birthday 07/09/1991

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Sweden
  • Interests
    Shooting stuff

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  • Country
    Sweden

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  1. Happy Birthday Ekloef!

  2. Just moved in to the new apartment, got most shit set up, at least the important things. :)

  3. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - George w. Bush

    1. CheefReef
    2. CheefReef

      CheefReef

      "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

  4. Back from Amsterdam. Fucking awesome vacation!

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    2. Ekloef
    3. CheefReef

      CheefReef

      You n ur bf have fun?

    4. Ekloef

      Ekloef

      Yes Cheef, me and my bf had a great vacation.

  5. Vaff, Sweden is better than Norway in every way! Soon we will have your oil. :)

    1. Vaff

      Vaff

      Um yeah right. Sweden just sucks mate. Well one exeption tho. Volvo is desent hehe

    2. Ekloef

      Ekloef

      SAAB is great too and our meatballs are delicious.

  6. Amsterdam on the 20th, gonna be awesome!

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    2. prezantz

      prezantz

      you're my anal recipe

    3. Ekloef

      Ekloef

      That doesn't make sense.

    4. DblAAssassin

      DblAAssassin

      Anal Recipe: Dick in Butt = Anal

  7. midsummer's eve tomorrow and I gotta stay home. FFS

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    2. Ekloef

      Ekloef

      It is. Sadly I have to be home. Non-Scandinavians don't get it but basically, we drink until we can't stand, dance around a pole that is shaped as a penis , drink some more and then fuck our way until we fall into a coma.

    3. DrewISGod

      DrewISGod

      Sounds like fun minus the giant penis

    4. Ekloef

      Ekloef

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Midsommarstång.jpg

      It's not actually a penis, it's just one of those old traditions from the viking ages where they did this to honor the goddess of sex and such.

  8. It's more powerful than God. It's more evil than the Devil. The poor have it. The rich need it. If you eat it you will die. What is the word?

  9. What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?

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    2. xXFallenAngelXx
    3. AWSOM

      AWSOM

      A mountain, my precious.

    4. xXFallenAngelXx

      xXFallenAngelXx

      My penis is a mountain? Good lord no wonder mornings are so tricky...

  10. I can be carried but not touched I have two on the outside and ten on the inside Everyone wants to catch a sight of me But I'm kept out of sight I was lost and found; then found but now I am lost I'm in the Bible - what am I?

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    2. Ekloef

      Ekloef

      You googled that, Wooly. :p

      I love you fallen, I would go gay for you anytime.

    3. bioshockman452
    4. prezantz

      prezantz

      The Ark of the Covenant

  11. How Do You Find A Blind Man In A Nudist Colony?

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    2. bioshockman452
    3. DeadlyKenny

      DeadlyKenny

      You point a gun at each one, the one that doesn't flinch is the blind one

    4. Gewaltverbrecher

      Gewaltverbrecher

      its the one who´s not rubbing his downer parts on things/ other persons.

  12. There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good. Who are they?

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    2. death1633

      death1633

      Been telling this one for ages. Water, Fire, Earth, Wind. I Got one for you and don't look it up Two bodies have I,

      though both joined in one.

      The more still I stand,

      the quicker I run.

    3. Ekloef

      Ekloef

      I know this one mate. It's an hourglass. :p

    4. xXFallenAngelXx

      xXFallenAngelXx

      WRONG! The answer is pizza.

  13. The maker makes it but doesn't use it.. The buyer buys it but doesn't need it... The one who needs it never knows it... What is it?

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    2. Jok3R

      Jok3R

      sure it does zackcb. you don't buy a coffin for yourself its for someone else. so you technically don't need it.

    3. Zackcb

      Zackcb

      Plenty of people buy their own coffin ahead of time, and they all eventually need it. I've never been a fan of riddles.

    4. Ekloef
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