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  1. LMAO that's funny, considering I work at sky and the dogs mum was called sky haha

    1. Dynama


      Hahaha! I didn't even notice!

  2. I found a dog near us at RSPCA.. His name tho ;)

  3. A farmer has started growing female sex toys, now his field has been taken over by squatters

  4. What is 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a damn period.

  5. A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, "I will give any of you $1,000 if you can make my horse laugh." A man yells, "I'll take that bet," and leads the horse into the men's room. After a couple seconds, a loud braying laugh is heard from behind the door. The farmer screams to the man, "OK, I'll give you $2,000 if you can make my horse cry." The man shouts, "You're on!" After a few more seconds, the man exits with the horse trudging behind him with tears streaming down his long-snout. Flabbergasted, the farmer asks, "How did you do it?" The man replies, "I said that my d**k was bigger than his and he laughed. Then I showed it to him."

  6. hell8 mate heres that video you requested..http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnUje5H4U0Yl

    1. Dynama


      If ut doesnt work its called sexualchocolate cl2 rpg - by clrpgdyama

    2. Dynama


      Clrpgdynama bloody phone

    3. Eltato23


      thanks buddy

      it was an awesome rp situation!!

      looking forward to helping your olive company stay safe in the future

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